Q - I'm confused... what is this site about?

A - To be honest, I don't know. I guess whatever you want it to be. One day, I had the thought, "I ought to create a website quick, before someone else does". And FreudianSlap.co.uk was born.

Q - So... who exactly are you?

A - My name is Nick. The other person who puts in an occasional appearance is Chris. We are two cheeks of the same arse. This does not mean that we are homosexuals.

Q - This site looks really cool. What editor did you use?

A - Notepad. Plain, simple Notepad.

Q - Notepad? Didn't that take you forever, and involve lots of tedious typing?

A - To be honest, not really. HTML is quite easy to learn, and using notepad means that I don't end up with lots and lots of pointless code in my creation. I prefer to edit in this way, and if you have a problem with that, it's your problem, not mine.

Q - There are an awful lot of horizontal lines on this site. Why is that?

A - I guess I like horizontal lines. Also, there is no HTML code for a vertical line, as such.

Q - Can I e-mail you? I have something incredibly important to say to you!

A - See the contact us section. I encourage you to contact me about errors/factual mistakes, (Which I will duely correct if found to be wrong) but please don't e-mail me with crap, or with something I'm blatantly going to ignore.